Movie review of CJ7

CJ7 - 3.5/10

Directed by Stephen Chow

Cast - Stephen Chow

Plot Summary

A poor construction worker and his son, learns an important lesson on life from a shitty looking alien.

Review

This could be the worst Stephen Chow movie I have seen. What a waste of money! This movie is so not for adults. It's for kids! The jokes are boring and the special effects are way too much and cheesy. The acting is horrible especially the female teacher. She acts as if a broom is shoved up her ass. So fucking stiff!

Chow made a bad move on this one. It's as if he was trying to do chinese E.T. The sad part is he is not even in the main role, his is more of a supporting role. I have always been a big fan of this fucker (directing wise) but if he is going to continue with shit like this, then he is the next Tsui Hark(whom I have a deep hatred for for). Definitely not worth watching in the cinemas at all. Wait for dvd or download.

Best Quote

Ti:yes there is something wrong with my body

Miss Yuen: What is it?

Ti: I am far too handsome.

Recommended movies by the director

Kungfu Hustle <--- Editor's pick

Shaolin Soccer

God of cookery

From Beijing with love