Monday, February 20, 2012
Ghost Rider:Spirit of Vengeance - 1/10
Directed by the assholes who did Crank, Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Cast - Nicholas Cage, Ciaran Hinds,Idris Elba
As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form.
This is pretty much the sequel to the much frowned upon movie of Ghost Rider.The first one was a terrible disaster.you got a near bankrupt actor with a thousand wigs as Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider.Storyline,acting was so bad,you never thought they will ever do a sequel for it.But they did.The fuckheads that brought you Crank and Crank 2:High Voltage decided to do the sequel for Ghost Rider. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. And just when I thought the first one was bad,it can not get any worse than that...The fuckheads of Crank proved me wrong.In fact they pretty much outdid themselves. This is definitely the worst movie for the year or at least top contender.There was pretty much nothing great in this movie.AND they pissed on whatever the Ghost Rider was about.First, Ghost Rider has a lanjiao Ducati looking sports bike instead of the Harley.And just because he can control any vehicles and turn it into hell,doesn't mean you should get the most ridiculous vehicle and turn it into hell.When I watched Ghost Rider driving this huge construction vehicle which I don't really give a fuck whats its called,you see GR pulling and pushing this crane operator ,I cringed.Second, when he does his terrifying trademark The Penance Stare.... Nothing fucking happens... really nothing. GR just stares at the victim,tilting his head left to right while continually staring.Oh yeah this happens TWICE!! And third, WHY THE FUCK IS HE SWAYING LIKE A FUCKING COBRA?? He comes into the scene where he is surrounded by bad guys and he sways....Knn,That was the most stupidest scene and I was so pissed already.They even changed the outlook of GR. White skull is now a charred skull,leather jackets always seems to be burning but when back to Blaze form,jacket is perfectly fine.
The acting is horrible.Porn has better acting than this. Nic Cage should eat his hair(or whats left of it) and choke to death. Idris Elba's french accent is so fucking exaggerated and so is his coloured contact lenses. Ciaran Hinds looks like a B grade mafia character instead of the devil.
Definitely one of the worst editing I have ever seen.Its like the movie was edited by blind retards.There is no such thing as pacing or plot or storyline.Its just all over.As for direction,I sincerely hope something terrible happens to these two fuckheads who call themselves directors.
Do not watch this movie at all cost. Don't waste your money or even your bandwidth to download this piece of shit.
Recommended movie done by the directors