Wednesday 12 December 2007

Movie review of D-War Dragon wars

D-war - 1/10
Directed by hyung rae shim

Plot Summary
It's based on some Korean legend,that some unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet every 500 years. It's supposed to be 2 serpents, one is good and one is bad...they have to eat this chick which is meant as sacrifice for the good serpent so he can become a dragon and go to heaven.
But the bad serpent and it's army of evil soldiers and reptiles want the chick for himself. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter and he arrives at the conclusion that a girl, stricken with a mysterious illness, named Sarah is suppose to help him.


Review
Do not under any circumstances watch this shit movie even if you are a fan of dragons or anything Korean. I'm not a fan of dragon movies cause, since I watched a particular dragon movie in which the dragon has a Scottish accent, I just gave up. Anyway back to this ...the director is Korean and apparently he is a comedic actor and the last movies he directed are...here are some of the titles;

1)Reptilian
2)dragon tuka
3)Tirano's claw
4)Young gu and the princess zzu zzu
5)Young gu and count Dracula.

(by the way they are all real and I didn't make up any titles)


D-war is worse than a b-grade movie...the actors are horrible, so is the acting and the script. After 15 mins of the movie, I just could not wait for it to finish so i can get on with my life. The only good thing is there are some scenes which the special effects are pretty cool.(hence the 1 point) In fact this movie is so horrible I would rather watch that particular movie which has the dragon with a Scottish accent all over for the fuck of it.

Recommended movies by the director
None! with titles like young gu and the princess zzu zzu, I rather not.

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