Movie review of The Tourist

The Tourist - 2/10

Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck

Cast - Johnny Depp,Angelina Jolie,Paul Bettany,Timothy Dalton

Plot Summary

Revolves around Frank,an American tourist visiting Venice to mend a broken heart.Elise who is an extraordinary woman deliberately crosses his path.

Review

This is definitely the worst Johnny Depp movie ever.What the fuck was he thinking when he signed for this garbage.And what the fuck happened to Angelina Jolie? she used to be smoking hot and act as well.Now she looks like a crack whore on Prozac.Definitely one of the worst movies of 2010 as well.Its not a travel movie,you don't see any scenic shots of Venice.Its not a heist nor a con movie,you don't get to see the robbery.Its not a love story,you don't see any chemistry between Depp and Jolie.

Its an absolute FUCK ALL movie.That's what it is.

There is really nothing to like in The Tourist.Fucked up script.Acting is pretty much non existent.Jolie like I mentioned earlier looks like she is on crack.Depp really looks like fuck with the goatee which I think he stole it from one of the Indian dancers from vasantham central. I do not know why Paul Bettany is in this the first place.Probably the only good thing was the bad guy,Steven Berkoff who was the bad guy for Rambo first blood.Nostalgia...that's all.

Do not bother watching this lanjiao movie.If you wanna watch a good heist,travel,romantic movie.

I suggest you watch The Thomas Crown Affair,Both the original and remake is good.

Fuck the Tourist.

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