Cleaner - 4.5/10
Directed by Renny Harlin
Cast - Samuel L Jackson,Eva Mendes,Ed Harris,Luis Guzman
Plot Summary
A former cop (Jackson) who now earns a wage as a crime scene cleaner unknowingly participates in a cover-up at his latest job.
Review
Renny Harlin should really go fuck himself. Yet another piece of shit movie from him and yet another piece of shit movie from Samuel L Jackson. I really hope Renny Harlin should quit doing movies and do porn and Samuel Jackson should stop sucking on every shitty director's cock and do every stupid movie there is. It's either that or fire his fucking agent.
This movie had everything, a good plot, an excellent cast(excluding eva mendes) and a pretty decent script. All renny harlin had to do was KEEP IT SIMPLE!!! but no.....he had to add totally unnecessary special effects on practically every bloody scene. It was so fucking irritating!
and what the fuck was Ed Harris and Luiz Gguzman thinking when they took up this shit filled project? Why on earth did the casting director chose Eva Mendes??? That bitch cant act..even porn stars with cocks stuffed in their mouth act better than her.
Having said that, I really think Eva Mendes should be in some hardcore latino pornflick...yea she looks great...and no she can't act...
Do not watch this movie at all. Fucking waste of time. Fucking Renny Harlin...
Recommended movies by the director
Die Hard 2
Cliffhanger
Long Kiss Goodnight
Deep Blue Sea
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