Wolfman - 1/10
Directed by Joe Johnston
Cast - Benicio Del Toro,Anthony Hopkins,Hugo Weaving,Emily Blunt
Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man (Del Toro) is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf.
My girlfriend and I went to the cinema the other day to catch a movie.She wanted to watch a foreign flick but when I saw Wolfman was screening,I told her screw everything,cos we are so watching this.She asked me,is Wolfman good?
And I confidently told her,you have Anthony Hopkins,Hugo Weaving and Benicio Del Toro all in one movie.How can this possibly go wrong? well it fucking did! This is definitely one of the worst movies for 2010.what a total fuck up!
From the get go,you will discover to your horror,you have wasted your money watching this piece of wolfshit.(yea that's what I'm calling this movie...Wolf Shit).I'll start with the acting first.I have alot of respect for Anthony Hopkins,but that definitely went down quite abit after his dismal performance in Wolf Shit.He clearly seems bored in practically every scene.Its pretty simple Mr Hopkins,STOP TRYING TO BE HANNIBAL LECTOR! and Benicio Del Toro,what the fuck happened??? you were excellent as a drug addict in "Things we lost in the fire". why oh why did you take up this movie? didn't you read the fucking script?Hugo Weaving was only cool in one scene which was at the bar other than that...he was shit! Last but not least, Emily Blunt.Even though I'm an Atheist,I was praying for her to die quickly so I wouldn't have to watch her shitty acting throughout the whole show.Alas there is no god,and she lived.
I'm also pretty sure the editing for Wolf Shit was done by someone who was gouging their eyes out at the same time.And the script was written by a retarded foetus of a werefox and a glittering vampire.
Direction was shit as well.Joe Johnston directed Jurassic Park 3 which pretty much sums up.I wish he was the satellite phone in that dinosaur's stomach.
Even if you are a fan of the original Wolfman or a fan of werewolf movies,DO NOT watch this movie.
I should have listened to my girlfriend and watched a foreign flick instead.
Recommended movies done by the director
Honey I shrunk the kids