Sunday 8 October 2023

Movie review of The Exorcist: Believer

 The Exorcist: Believer - 4/10

Directed by David Gordon Green

Here's what I like and do not like about the Exorcist: Believer on point form.

What I LIKED about The Exorcist: Believer

  • The 2 girls, Angela( Lidya Jewett) and Katherine(Olivia O' Neill). Good acting especially Lidya.
  • It was nice to see Ellen Burstyn back as Chris O' Neil. She has aged well but sadly it's an utterly useless role and from what I read, she only came back for the money cos they doubled her salary and she used her slary to fund scholarships for actors or some shit.
  • It was also nice to see Linda Blair back and there is a high chance she will have a bigger role for the sequel.
  • The plot twist at the end. Where the parents had to "choose". I thought that idea was pretty cool.
  • Subtle tribute lines from the Exorcist.
What I HATED about The Exorcist: Believer
  • The director. Fuck him.
  • At one point of time, everyone became a fucking Exorcist. It was like an Exorcists R' Us. What the fuck was going on? Nobody knew.
  • It got way too Jesusy. Jesus this, Jesus that. 
  • The parents. They deserve to die. Horrible acting.
  • The whole going to church to ask for an exorcism scene is a waste of fucking time.
  • The idiot priest in the car who comes in later dramatically was just laughable.
  • The whole voodoo Jesus thing with the black lady priestess was utter rubbish and useless.
  • There is a high chance this is going to be a trilogy even if this movie bombs in the box office.
  • Chris O' Neil returning is completely useless.
  • The slow build up amounts to nothing and pretty much insults you as the audience towards the end.
  • The audio is really soft and you do need to have English subs.
  • This movie is now a direct sequel which erases Heretic and Exorcist 3. I still believe Exorcist 3 is really good and a proper sequel. Heretic, Believer and the prequels all can FOAD.

All in all The Exorcist: Believer is a pile of crap and a waste of time. If you really want to watch, watch it on a weekday, if not just wait for the stream. However, I highly suggest you to watch the original, The Exorcist again. Cos nothing can come close to it.